Socially Awkward Penguin

Turn off phone 10 minutes before the trailers start Check phone once a minute to make sure it's off

Turn off phone 10 minutes before the trailers start Check phone once a minute to make sure it's off  Socially Awkward Penguin

"is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" actually has banana in pocket

walks in to room with squeaky shoes Stops walking

walks in to room with squeaky shoes Stops walking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meant to say "are you on the phone with my mom?" What I said "are you on my mom with the phone?"

Meant to say

Asked how I'm doing. Pretty Good? Not Bad? "PRETTY BAD"

Asked how I'm doing.
Pretty Good? Not Bad?

Napping in a populated park Jerks awake violently whilst screaming like a girl

Napping in a populated park Jerks awake violently whilst screaming like a girl  Socially Awkward Penguin

plays tag with friends tags girl in the boobs

plays tag with friends tags girl in the boobs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone walks in while trying to pee Flushes to avoid standing next to them

Someone walks in while trying to pee Flushes to avoid standing next to them  Socially Awkward Penguin

don't hear what someone says to you laugh and nod

don't hear what someone says to you laugh and nod  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to girl finds out she has a chasity ring

Talking to girl finds out she has a chasity ring  Socially Awkward Penguin
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