Socially Awkward Penguin

constantly screws up fist bumps by offering a handshake

constantly screws up fist bumps by offering a handshake  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets cold from riding with windows down presses off on a/c

Gets cold from riding with windows down presses off on a/c  Socially Awkward Penguin

While looking at someone but pretending not to look at them, meet eyes with the person Stare at them a little longer, but then look away so it doesn't seem like you were looking at them

While looking at someone but pretending not to look at them, meet eyes with the person Stare at them a little longer, but then look away so it doesn't seem like you were looking at them  Socially Awkward Penguin

SOmeone touches arm feel muscles to check if they felt big enough

SOmeone touches arm feel muscles to check if they felt big enough  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets greeted as someone walks by on the sidewalk mumbles back then walks on like nothing happened

gets greeted as someone walks by on the sidewalk mumbles back then walks on like nothing happened  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells an amazing story nobody is paying attention to anything you said

Tells an amazing story nobody is paying attention to anything you said  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss was going to give me a pat on the shoulder Mistook it for a hug

Boss was going to give me a pat on the shoulder Mistook it for a hug  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking towards what you think is the men's bathroom see a girl walk out...

Walking towards what you think is the men's bathroom see a girl walk out...  Socially Awkward Penguin

"oh, you went out to celebrate your birthday? Happy birthday" It's not until... THANKS

Enjoy your movies You too!

Enjoy your movies You too!  Socially Awkward Penguin
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