Socially Awkward Penguin

Loses Voice BEST WEEK EVER.

Loses Voice BEST WEEK EVER.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is called "ma'am" on a phone call Keeps tone as feminine as possible for the rest of the call

Is called

nigGA u aint got no swag.

nigGA u aint got no swag.  Socially Awkward Penguin

See hot girl you know at supermarket and have awkward encounter See her 5 more times while shopping, each time more awkward then the last.

See hot girl you know at supermarket and have awkward encounter See her 5 more times while shopping, each time more awkward then the last.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees hot cashier "Don't need toilet paper right now"

Sees hot cashier

"Hey man!" "Not much, you?"

someone's blocking the aisle go to the next aisle and loop around

someone's blocking the aisle go to the next aisle and loop around  Socially Awkward Penguin

"here's your coffee, enjoy" "YOU too"

Pulled sphincter muscle while pooping obvious discomfort with walking for the rest of the day

Pulled sphincter muscle while pooping obvious discomfort with walking for the rest of the day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone says something you didn't hear laugh casually

Someone says something you didn't hear laugh casually  Socially Awkward Penguin
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