Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees car has to stop for me walks slower so that the car can pass before I cross the road

Sees car has to stop for me walks slower so that the car can pass before I cross the road  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses separate account for trolling It has more karma

Uses separate account for trolling It has more karma  Socially Awkward Penguin

Offers to give cute girl a piggyback home from the bar Face plants when cute girl jumps on back

Offers to give cute girl a  piggyback home from the bar
 Face plants when cute girl jumps on back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Miss first day of class Drop class

Miss first day of class Drop class  Socially Awkward Penguin

"ask the cashier to press the credit key." Cash it is

Meets girl, needs advice Reddit was down

Meets girl, needs advice Reddit was down  Socially Awkward Penguin

get to first day at new internship early go to toilet for 30 minutes until person you know shows up

get to first day
at new internship early go to toilet for 30 minutes
until person you know shows up  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You're quite the looker" What she heard, "You're quite the hooker."

Beautiful girl says that you look very nice today Replies: Oh, umm, Thanks

Beautiful girl says that you look very nice today Replies: Oh, umm, Thanks    Socially Awkward Penguin

Hang Out with Girl Feel Every Booger In Nose

Hang Out with Girl   Feel Every Booger In Nose  Socially Awkward Penguin
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