Socially Awkward Penguin

"Birthday coming up" Delete facebook account

Wear slightly dingy-looking underwear "Hope I don't get laid today."

Wear slightly dingy-looking underwear

Friend asks you to do something over AIM stop everything, regardless of importance, and wait until you go idle

Friend asks you to do something over AIM stop everything, regardless of importance, and wait until you go idle  Socially Awkward Penguin

Singing obnoxiously while driving alone immediately stop when another car gets too close

Singing obnoxiously while driving alone immediately stop when another car gets too close  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make small talk with random people Feel accomplished

Make small talk with random people Feel accomplished  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone sees you smell armpit checking for b.o. Desperately try to make it look like you were wiping your nose with your arm.

Someone sees you smell armpit checking for b.o. Desperately try to make it look like you were wiping your nose with your arm.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"HEYYY!" "Does that pickup line work?" "NO!!!!!"

rush pooping in public bathroom before anyone walks in somebody walks in

rush pooping in public bathroom before anyone walks in somebody walks in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend shows you a meme read it outloud so he knows your reading it

Friend shows you a meme read it outloud so he knows your reading it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at party too scared to talk check out missed connections

Cute girl at party
too scared to talk check out missed connections  Socially Awkward Penguin
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