Socially Awkward Penguin

See old classmate in supermarket, Have to leave

See old classmate in supermarket, Have to leave   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sauce reach for some formal bowls And nigger killing

Sauce reach for some formal bowls And nigger killing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wave at friend in distance still walking towards them

Wave at friend in distance still walking towards them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want to start working out at gym Buy a treadmill

Want to start working out at gym Buy a treadmill  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get complimented on shirt feel awkward

Get complimented on shirt feel awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Scour internet for interesting local organizations and events Never attend

Scour internet for interesting local organizations and events Never attend  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone coming for a shopping cart just as you are returning yours take out your quarter as fast as you can

See someone coming for a shopping cart just as you are returning yours take out your quarter as fast as you can  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy at best buy says "enjoy" to me buying a new computer "You too"...

Guy at best buy says

got high and drunk with my friends over the weekend (over the internet)

got high and drunk with my friends over the weekend (over the internet)  Socially Awkward Penguin

Type web address Tweet posted

Type web address Tweet posted  Socially Awkward Penguin
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