Socially Awkward Penguin

Dig through pocket for change Hope no one thinks I'm masturbating

Dig through pocket for change Hope no one thinks I'm masturbating  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into Chinese restaurant Order nachos and cheeseburger

Walk into Chinese restaurant Order nachos and cheeseburger  Socially Awkward Penguin

say goodbye on the phone wait silently until they hang up

say goodbye on the phone wait silently until they hang up  Socially Awkward Penguin

ipod dies on subway keep earbuds in ears to avoid conversation with people

ipod dies on subway keep earbuds in ears to avoid conversation with people  Socially Awkward Penguin

NOTICE YOU JUST READ ALOUD THE THINGS YOU WROTE ON THE INTERNET FEEL AWKWARD

NOTICE YOU JUST READ ALOUD THE THINGS YOU WROTE ON THE INTERNET FEEL AWKWARD  Socially Awkward Penguin

KNOCK KNOCK "Guess Who?""

KNOCK KNOCK

Are you alright? Oh, sorry, I must be tired

Are you alright? Oh, sorry, I must be tired  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to urinal, can't find the hole in my boxers leave

Go to urinal, can't find the hole in my boxers leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Car stops to let you cross say "thank you"

Car stops to let you cross say

Ticket Salesman: "Enjoy your movie" John: "How you doin?"

Ticket Salesman:
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