Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss: Have a good sleep Me: You too

Boss: Have a good sleep Me: You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Had a thing with the girl i like for 2 months Now shes dating my best friend

Had a thing with the girl i like for 2 months Now shes dating my best friend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go up to friend at his Dads funeral Hey, hows it goin?

Go up to friend at his Dads funeral Hey, hows it goin?  Socially Awkward Penguin

doorbell rings while I'm home alone sit perfectly still and silent until I'm sure they're gone

doorbell rings while I'm home alone sit perfectly still and silent until I'm sure they're gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't know how to turn on hot water at friends house takes cold shower

doesn't know how to turn on hot water at friends house takes cold shower  Socially Awkward Penguin

professor of my communications class asks if anyone is on reddit class stares at me in silence as i'm the only one with my hand raised

professor of my communications class asks if anyone is on reddit class stares at me in silence as i'm the only one with my hand raised  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles and winks at me when giving me my order Spend next two days fantasizing about how our date would've gone

Cute girl smiles and winks at me when giving me my order Spend next two days fantasizing about how our date would've gone   Socially Awkward Penguin

On a date with a cute girl who works at jack in the box Ask her to Jumbo jack me off

On a date with a cute girl who works at jack in the box Ask her to Jumbo jack me off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Writes polite response to HR person telling me I was not accepted for an internship Addresses HR person with the wrong name

Writes polite response to HR person telling me I was not accepted for an internship Addresses HR person with the wrong name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has 2 reddit accounts Uses them arbitrarily

Has 2 reddit accounts Uses them arbitrarily  Socially Awkward Penguin
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