Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't think of anything clever to post for cakeday

Can't think of anything clever to post for cakeday   Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls friends retarded as a kid discovers friends actually are mentally handicapped when older

Calls friends retarded as a kid discovers friends actually are mentally handicapped when older  Socially Awkward Penguin

Please don't take my lighter, please don't take my lighter Fuck he took my lighter

Please don't take my lighter, please don't take my lighter Fuck he took my lighter  Socially Awkward Penguin

spent an hour preparing to call for an interview They didn't answer

spent an hour preparing to call for an interview They didn't answer    Socially Awkward Penguin

Not thirsty stops at water fountain to avoid possible interaction with approaching human

Not thirsty stops at water fountain to avoid possible interaction with approaching human  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk past blind man who is clearly holding cane "HOW BOUT THAT SUNRISE THIS MORNING EH?"

Walk past blind man who is clearly holding cane

Cute Girl at work coughs Says bless you

Cute Girl at work coughs Says bless you  Socially Awkward Penguin

"All of my college is pretty much paid for because my dad died in the army and my mom is under the poverty line" "Dude, nice."

Hands professor test, "gracias amigo" "si"

Hands professor test,

Majors in Women's Studies Doesn't understand women when he graduates

Majors in Women's Studies Doesn't understand women when he graduates  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!