Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot Cashier says you're welcome "you Too."

Hot Cashier says you're welcome

Automatic door says thank you

Automatic door says thank you   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to sit down to eat food at McDonalds Group stares at me, so I leave.

Goes to sit down to eat food at McDonalds Group stares at me, so I leave.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into grocery store Don't make eye contact with alcohol section

Walk into grocery store Don't make eye contact with alcohol section  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to scratch eye Accidentally pick nose instead

Go to scratch eye Accidentally pick nose instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks you to take a picture of them They look at it and ask someone else to take a picture of them

Someone asks you to take a picture of them They look at it and ask someone else to take a picture of them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets charged $10 extra doesn't say anything

Gets charged $10 extra doesn't say anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leaves message on answering service Uses the replay function to make sure it sounds ok

Leaves message on answering service Uses the replay function to make sure it sounds ok    Socially Awkward Penguin

Flushes toilet with foot in public restroom Flip flop falls off into the toilet

Flushes toilet with foot in public restroom Flip flop falls off into the toilet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally finds someone I really love and who loves me back Worries so much about fucking it up and losing him that I fuck it up

Finally finds someone I really love and who loves me back Worries so much about fucking it up and losing him that I fuck it up  Socially Awkward Penguin
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