Socially Awkward Penguin

Car running low on fuel waits until he gets home to attend a more familiar gas station

Car running low on fuel waits until he gets home to attend a more familiar gas station   Socially Awkward Penguin

You want duck sauce or soy sauce? Suck sauce, please

You want duck sauce or soy sauce? Suck sauce, please  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees cute guy adjusts dress like he's a rapist

Sees cute guy adjusts dress like he's a rapist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too stupid to hang out with the smart kids Too smart to hang out with the stupid kids

Too stupid to hang out with the smart kids Too smart to hang out with the stupid kids  Socially Awkward Penguin

ate dry ramen in room So i didnt have to see anyone

ate dry ramen in room So i didnt have to see anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Some one opens the door for you Respond with "Your welcome"

Some one opens the door for you Respond with

Uses handicapped stall while pooping so people can't identify me by my shoes

Uses handicapped stall while pooping so people can't identify me by my shoes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can I help you find anything i'm fine

Can I help you find anything   i'm fine  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told to turn and cough has Boner

Told to turn and cough  has Boner    Socially Awkward Penguin

Stops music After Hearing suspicious noise suspicious Noise came from music

Stops music After Hearing suspicious noise suspicious Noise came from music  Socially Awkward Penguin
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