Socially Awkward Penguin

blowing bubbles in cubicle at work screwed up and made a fart noise with my mouth instead

blowing bubbles in cubicle at work screwed up and made a fart noise with my mouth instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

say "my nose itches" to clarify you aren't picking your nose

say

Loves reddit and want stop lurking is afraid his english isn't good enough

Loves reddit and want stop lurking  is afraid his english isn't good enough  Socially Awkward Penguin

Delivery driver says "Enjoy your pizza!" "Thanks,You too!"

Delivery driver says

Waitress: Happy Mothers Day! GF: Happy Mothers Day ... to you too ... if you're .. um .. a mom

Waitress: Happy Mothers Day! GF: Happy Mothers Day 
... to you too 
... if you're .. um .. a mom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes political test Discovers He's A Log Cabin Republican

Takes political test Discovers He's A Log Cabin Republican  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sexting with cute girl Reply "that's what she said"

Sexting with cute girl Reply

Hears a new song Uses Shazam instead of asking what it is

Hears a new song Uses Shazam instead of asking what it is  Socially Awkward Penguin

New friends at gym say "Stay outta trouble, Derp" when you leave "Thanks"

New friends at gym say

Finds purse with 200 bucks too shy to deliver it back

Finds purse with 200 bucks   too shy to deliver it back  Socially Awkward Penguin
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