Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets charged for a bottle of juice bought from a different shop Says nothing

Gets charged for a bottle of juice bought from a different shop Says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

rehearses in his head what to order in the restaurant still orders the wrong thing.

rehearses in his head what to order in the restaurant still orders the wrong thing.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk up on my car being ticketed Keep walking

Walk up on my car being ticketed  Keep walking   Socially Awkward Penguin

At a club Browsing reddit on iPhone

At a club 
  Browsing reddit on iPhone   Socially Awkward Penguin

birthday on tuesday take monday off work for no reason

birthday on tuesday take monday off work for no reason  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute bartender smiles at you spill beer all over bar

cute bartender smiles at you spill beer all over bar  Socially Awkward Penguin

First day back at school Finds new girl to stare at for the next 10 weeks

First day back at school
 Finds new girl to stare at for the next 10 weeks  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Refreshments and socializing at 6:30, seminar begins at 7:15" Arrives at 7:13

have a bingo? keep that shit to yourself!

have a bingo? keep that shit to yourself!   Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds open Todd Hall door for someone Just kidding, too heavy

Holds open Todd Hall door for someone Just kidding, too heavy    Socially Awkward Penguin
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