Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't call mother-in-law or father-in-law by first name wait for them to start conversation

Can't call mother-in-law or father-in-law by first name wait for them to start conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend in CS lab uses Reddit Hide usernames from each other

Friend in CS lab uses Reddit Hide usernames from each other  Socially Awkward Penguin

Initiate conversation with a female, She replies. RUNS

Initiate conversation with a female, She replies. RUNS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Take girl home She sleeps in spare room

Take girl home She sleeps in spare room  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to the bar? sounds awesome! I just have to be home by 10 so I can get up with the kids.. oh.. you aren't leaving until 11.. ok.. no it's okay.. you have fun.. thanks anyway..

go to the bar? sounds awesome! I just have to be home by 10 so I can get up with the kids.. oh.. you aren't leaving until 11.. ok.. no it's okay.. you have fun.. thanks anyway..  Socially Awkward Penguin

try too strike up a conversation with a cute boy just ask about homework

try too strike up a conversation with a cute boy just ask about homework  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees crush approaching in hallway pretends to be engrossed in phone and ends up walking into them

sees crush approaching in hallway pretends to be engrossed in phone and ends up walking into them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Answers a bunch of questions about what he's been up to Doesn't ask a single one in return

Answers a bunch of questions about what he's been up to Doesn't ask a single one in return  Socially Awkward Penguin

stay longer than you feel like to avoid offending new friend overstay your welcome

stay longer than you feel like to avoid offending new friend overstay your welcome  Socially Awkward Penguin

all stall doors closed don't check occupancy and just hold it in

all stall doors closed don't check occupancy and just hold it in  Socially Awkward Penguin
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