Socially Awkward Penguin

have conversation with cashier He was on his bluetooth headset

have conversation with cashier He was on his bluetooth headset  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend introduces you to hot girl stare blankly at her

friend introduces you to hot girl stare blankly at her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Co Worker brings 2 year old into work Avoid at all costs so they don't think I'm a paedo.

Co Worker brings 2 year old into work Avoid at all costs so they don't think I'm a paedo.   Socially Awkward Penguin

tried to take an incognito picture while pretending to text forgot that the flash was on

tried to take an incognito  picture while pretending to text   forgot that the flash was on   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a girl twice in the grocery store because we're criss-crossing aisles Skips an aisle so she doesn't think I'm a stalker

Sees a girl twice in the grocery store because we're criss-crossing aisles Skips an aisle so she doesn't think I'm a stalker   Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets to the references section on a resume FUCK

Gets to the references section on a resume FUCK    Socially Awkward Penguin

Could be famous for travelling faster than light Tries to be impossible to detect

Could be famous for travelling faster than light Tries to be impossible to detect  Socially Awkward Penguin

Falls in love Starts drinking again

Falls in love Starts drinking again  Socially Awkward Penguin

afraid making eye contact will look like i'm staring because i'm homophobic afraid avoiding eyes will look like i don't want to see because i'm homophobic

afraid making eye contact will look like i'm staring because i'm homophobic afraid avoiding eyes will look like i don't want to see because i'm homophobic  Socially Awkward Penguin

look up toaster on google images picture of naked girl with a toaster comes up ask for a picture of a toaster and nothing but a toaster and no naked girls google images redirects you to pictures of naked girls with toasters up their butts why is their no

look up toaster on google images picture of naked girl with a toaster comes up ask for a picture of a toaster and nothing but a toaster and no naked girls google images redirects you to pictures of naked girls with toasters up their butts why is their no   Socially Awkward Penguin
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