Socially Awkward Penguin

today is birthday don't tell anyone

today is birthday don't tell anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

GO TO FUNERAL MEET WIDOW. ASK, "HOWS IT GOIN"

GO TO FUNERAL MEET WIDOW. ASK,

Waiting for parking spot when car honks behind you find another one

Waiting for parking spot when car honks behind you find another one  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy at gym, "How many more sets you got?" SAP everytime, "This is my last one"

Guy at  gym,

Gets caught yawning at a dinner party start doing weird mouth exercises

Gets caught yawning at a dinner party start doing weird mouth exercises  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person parks their cart in the middle of the aisle Pretend to ponder the items immediately behind them

Person parks their cart in the middle of the aisle Pretend to ponder the items immediately behind them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl runs into you Excuse me miss, it will not happen again

Hot girl runs into you Excuse me miss, it will not happen again  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How are you doing today?" No thanks. I'm just looking.

Sees friend at club texts him to make sure its him instead of going up to him to say hi

Sees friend at club  texts him to make sure its him instead of going up to him to say hi  Socially Awkward Penguin

text girl to confess feelings fake drunk spelling for plausible deniability

text girl to confess feelings fake drunk spelling for plausible deniability  Socially Awkward Penguin
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