Socially Awkward Penguin

sitting next to hot girl in lecture try to impress her by showing off good note taking skills

sitting next to hot girl in lecture  try to impress her by showing off good note taking skills   Socially Awkward Penguin

"you apologize too much" sorry

Trying to describe black friend Avoid use of the word "black"

Trying to describe black friend Avoid use of the word

See someone you used to know in a store keep your head down and walk the other way before he notices

See someone you used to know in a store keep your head down and walk the other way before he notices   Socially Awkward Penguin

Hang out with two friends who've never met eachother still the third wheel

Hang out with two friends who've never met eachother still the third wheel  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them

Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them  Socially Awkward Penguin

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANSWER TO TEACHER'S QUESTION DOESN'T RAISE HAND so he doesn't stand out

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANSWER TO TEACHER'S QUESTION DOESN'T RAISE HAND so he doesn't stand out  Socially Awkward Penguin

'Your dick is huge' Thanks, so is yours

'Your dick is huge'
 Thanks, so is yours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Woman moves slightly to give me room to sit on the train Without looking, I sit in her lap

Woman moves slightly to give me room to sit on the train Without looking, I sit in her lap  Socially Awkward Penguin

Crispy or grilled? debit.

Crispy or grilled?   debit.   Socially Awkward Penguin
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