Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits on park bench. About to leave when someone else sits next to him Waits a minute, for the person not to think he left because of them

Sits on park bench. About to leave when someone else sits next to him Waits a minute, for the person not to think he left because of them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger says Hi to me at urinal, so I say hi back He gives me a strange look and quickly leaves. Later I realise he only farted which sounded like a hi

Stranger says Hi to me at urinal, so I say hi back He gives me a strange look and quickly leaves. Later I realise he only farted which sounded like a hi  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears people laughing automatically thinks it's about me

Hears people laughing automatically thinks it's about me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get courage to tell coworker I like him Tells me he understands how I feel cause he always likes girls who don't like him back

Get courage to tell coworker I like him Tells me he understands how I feel cause he always likes girls who don't like him back  Socially Awkward Penguin

wants human company hates human company

wants human company hates human company  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cake next to own username Panic

Cake next to own username Panic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drive into empty parking lot with girl Accidently hit the button to lock all the doors

Drive into empty parking lot with girl Accidently hit the button to lock all the doors  Socially Awkward Penguin

Repeatedly thanked for completing menial tasks at work struggle to find variations of "no problem"

Repeatedly thanked for completing menial tasks at work struggle to find variations of

Calls in sick to work just for a day off acts sick the rest of the day to lessen guilt

Calls in sick to work just for a day off acts sick the rest of the day to lessen guilt  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bouncer sticks hand out for ID Shake his hand

Bouncer sticks hand out for ID Shake his hand  Socially Awkward Penguin
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