Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey, let me buy you a drink" Oh no thanks, I'm 21 already

Drive-Thru girl repeats order back incorrectly Thinks 'I guess this is what I'm having for lunch today'

Drive-Thru girl repeats order back incorrectly Thinks 'I guess this is what I'm having for lunch today'  Socially Awkward Penguin

try to show reddit to a friend incest ama on frontpage

try to show reddit to a friend incest ama on frontpage  Socially Awkward Penguin

restaurant workers singing happy birthday to me Someone please kill me

restaurant workers singing happy birthday to me
 Someone please kill me  Socially Awkward Penguin

opens laptop to go over syllabus with cute girl in class top sites show thumbnail of her Facebook profile

opens laptop to go over syllabus with cute girl in class top sites show thumbnail of her Facebook profile  Socially Awkward Penguin

tissues at front of class I'll just wipe my nose on my sleeves for 80 minutes

tissues at front of class I'll just wipe my nose on my sleeves for 80 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

It's my birthday Fuck.

It's my birthday Fuck.  Socially Awkward Penguin

call in sick to skip work Act sick all day to ease guilt

call in sick to skip work Act sick all day to ease guilt  Socially Awkward Penguin

comes up with a funny meme misspells one word and runs the punchline

comes up with a funny meme misspells one word and runs the punchline   Socially Awkward Penguin

Is called the wrong name on the first day on the job Silently accepts that He will now respond to this name for the rest of his life

Is called the wrong name on the first day on the job Silently accepts that He will now respond to this name for the rest of his life  Socially Awkward Penguin
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