Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits next to hot girl in class Adrenaline rush

Sits next to hot girl in class Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card

Open Birthday Card Pretend not to notice money while reading the card  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't take off shirt because of farmers tan Has farmers tan because doesn't take off shirt

Doesn't take off shirt because of farmers tan Has farmers tan because  doesn't take off shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send

Gets nervous about to Order Pizza remembers he can order online and not have to talk to anyone

Gets nervous about to Order Pizza remembers he can order online and not have to talk to anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears unfamiliar voices coming from kitchen I guess I wasn't that hungry after all

Hears unfamiliar voices coming from kitchen I guess I wasn't that hungry after all  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drinks at party to overcome shyness. Gets wasted and looks a complete fool.

Drinks at party to overcome shyness. Gets wasted and looks a complete fool.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Co-worker says she's happy she only has one child "But if something happens to her, you don't have any back-ups"

Co-worker says she's happy she only has one child

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Upvotes everything Afraid to comment or post

Upvotes everything Afraid to comment or post  Socially Awkward Penguin
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