Socially Awkward Penguin

GIGGLED AT MY OWN FART NOISES WHILE POOPING SO DID THE OTHER GUY

GIGGLED AT MY OWN
FART NOISES WHILE POOPING SO DID THE OTHER GUY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Putting on a coat in a nice restaurant Punch a waiter in the face

Putting on a coat in a nice restaurant    Punch a waiter in the face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Check reflection in parked car window someone in car looking back

Check reflection in parked car window someone in car looking back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved  Socially Awkward Penguin

I've made it to the front page more times than the amount of girlfriends i've had

I've made it to the front page more times than the amount of girlfriends i've had  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remember funny joke, try to hold back laughter Spend next 5 minutes making snorting sounds

Remember funny joke, try to hold back laughter Spend next 5 minutes making snorting sounds  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to cheer up a friend who was just diagnosed with hiv well there's nothing you can do except try and stay positive

tries to cheer up a friend who was just diagnosed with hiv well there's nothing you can do except try and stay positive   Socially Awkward Penguin

Spent two hours trying to think of something original Still scared this may be a repost

Spent two hours trying to think of something original   Still scared this may be a repost  Socially Awkward Penguin

meet someone, can't tell if male or female avoid using sentences that imply any of those

meet someone, can't tell if male or female avoid using sentences that imply any of those  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it remain absolutely still for 5 minutes

girl thinks your leg is the table leg and rests her feet on it remain absolutely still for 5 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin
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