Socially Awkward Penguin

Homeless guy tells me to get home safe "Thanks, you too!"

Homeless guy tells me to get home safe

Asked to change a baby's diaper Says: "geez, I haven't seen a real vagina in forever"

Asked to change a baby's diaper Says:

dragged to bathroom by hot chick at a party she starts peeing and tells me her problems

dragged to bathroom by hot chick at a party  she starts peeing and tells me her problems  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts eating They start saying grace

Starts eating They start saying grace  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworkers ask to hide someone else's birthday cake at your desk Today is your birthday too

Coworkers ask to hide someone else's birthday cake at your desk Today is your birthday too    Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize i'm walking in the wrong direction Retie shoes, check phone and wallet before turning around

Realize i'm walking in the wrong direction Retie shoes, check phone and wallet before turning around  Socially Awkward Penguin

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees homeless person in distance reaches in pocket and holds change to make sure it doesn't jingle when i walk by

Sees homeless person in distance reaches in pocket and holds change to make sure it doesn't jingle when i walk by  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to wipe tears from girlfriend's eyes Pokes her in the eye

Tries to wipe tears from girlfriend's eyes Pokes her in the eye  Socially Awkward Penguin

Rehearses sandwich order before stepping up to counter "I'll have a six inch long white American please."

Rehearses sandwich order before stepping up to counter
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