Socially Awkward Penguin

water goes down the wrong pipe in class chokes quietly so no one is disturbed

water goes down the wrong pipe in class chokes quietly so no one is disturbed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cop calls my phone: "Don't worry you haven't done anything wrong" "Well not that you know of"

Cop calls my phone:

Starts to yawn in public can't finish yawn, fakes rest of yawn

Starts to yawn in public can't finish yawn, fakes rest of yawn  Socially Awkward Penguin

Imagines the audience naked during a presentation gets a boner

Imagines the audience naked during a presentation gets a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Adds to someone's joke while everyone is laughing Laughing stops immediately

Adds to someone's joke while everyone is laughing Laughing stops immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

"It's on the second shelf, you can't miss it." Challenge Accepted

That hot girl you like is online! But you already talked to her for an hour earlier today. Don't talk to her because then you will seem desperate. But then again if you don't then she will think you are not interested and move on. But maybe she doesn't li

That hot girl you like is online! But you already talked to her for an hour earlier today. Don't talk to her because then you will seem desperate. But then again if you don't then she will think you are not interested and move on. But maybe she doesn't li  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask a question in class don't pay attention to answer due to subsequent adrenaline rush

Ask a question in class don't pay attention to answer due to subsequent adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart

accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask crush to hang out "Sure, as long as there are other people around."

Ask crush to hang out
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