Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize you left too early Sit in a random parking lot until you're on time

Realize you left too early Sit in a random parking lot until you're on time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Introduced to boss' paraplegic son picks up lifeless hand to shake like set of car keys

Introduced to boss' paraplegic son picks up lifeless hand to shake like set of car keys  Socially Awkward Penguin

Obsessively check phone for texts Wait a few minutes to text back so I don't seem desperate.

Obsessively check phone for texts Wait a few minutes to text back so I don't seem desperate.  Socially Awkward Penguin

stretches during class touches a stranger's face

stretches during class touches a stranger's face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor pronounces name incorrectly i guess that's my new name

Professor pronounces name incorrectly i guess that's my new name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dresses in Suit and Tie for Interview Phone Interview

Dresses in Suit and Tie for Interview Phone Interview  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pillages the Women Rapes the village

Pillages the Women Rapes the village  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl: I did something horrible today :'( Me: Whatever it was, it could be worse, at least you didn't kill anyone she had an abortion

Girl: I did something horrible today :'(
Me: Whatever it was, it could be worse, at least you didn't kill anyone she had an abortion  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin
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