Socially Awkward Penguin

is About to Order Pizza Gets nervous and rehearses the order a few times before dialing

is About to Order Pizza Gets nervous and rehearses the order a few times before dialing  Socially Awkward Penguin

starts telling funny story realizes halfway through that nobody is going to find it funny

starts telling funny story realizes halfway through that nobody is going to find it funny  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy sits next to me on bench right before I'm about to leave Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him

Guy sits next to me on bench right before I'm about to leave Wait a minute so he doesn't think it's because of him    Socially Awkward Penguin

Won't ask her out because you don't know her well enough Can't ask her out now because you are too close

Won't ask her out because you don't know her well enough Can't ask her out now because you are too close  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hear someone laughing Think they're laughing at you

Hear someone laughing Think they're laughing at you    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone heading for the same restroom Goes back to desk

Sees someone heading for the same restroom Goes back to desk  Socially Awkward Penguin

No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room

No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room  Socially Awkward Penguin

Offered Cocaine "no thanks, i'm full"

Offered Cocaine

at hot girls party plays with the dog for hours

at hot girls party plays with the dog for  hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Came out of handicap stall guy in wheelchair was waiting

Came out of handicap stall guy in wheelchair was waiting  Socially Awkward Penguin
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