Socially Awkward Penguin

Drunk text crush "Sorry, someone else had my phone last night"

Drunk text crush

orangered envelope? Oh god, I hope they're nice!

orangered envelope? Oh god, I hope they're nice!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets cut in line someone please help

Gets cut in line someone please help  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend wants to transit somewhere together Gets pissed off because it ruins a good time to read

Friend wants to transit somewhere together Gets pissed off because it ruins a good time to read  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees people waiting for elevator Takes the stairs

Sees people waiting for elevator Takes the stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Masturbates while roomate's gone for the day Locks all the doors

Masturbates while roomate's gone for the day Locks all the doors  Socially Awkward Penguin

"nice shoes are important because they're the first you look at" wrong. only thing I look at

Ask when she is Due She's not pregnant

Ask when she is Due She's not pregnant  Socially Awkward Penguin

single woman with stroller in front of stairs pull out phone, pretend you don't hear when she asks for help

single woman with stroller in front of stairs pull out phone, pretend you don't hear when she asks for help  Socially Awkward Penguin

Create meme on quickmeme Upload it to imgur to be accepted on reddit

Create meme on quickmeme Upload it to imgur to be accepted on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin
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