Socially Awkward Penguin

My bus stop but passenger sat next to me in the way Guess I'm staying on the bus then

My bus stop but passenger sat next to me in the way Guess I'm staying on the bus then  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl throws her arms up in excitement hug her

Girl throws her arms up in excitement hug her  Socially Awkward Penguin

attractive milf hits on me and calls me cute "thanks"

attractive milf hits on me and calls me cute

Wears jeans from yesterday to the store Random stranger points out a pair of panties that just fell from my pants leg

Wears jeans from yesterday to the store Random stranger points out a pair of panties that just fell from my pants leg  Socially Awkward Penguin

dude in my building tells me he's legitimately disabled so they gave him a handicap parking place that's awesome!

dude in my building tells me he's legitimately disabled so they gave him a handicap parking place that's awesome!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Theater employee hands me my ticket and says: "Enjoy the movie" "YOU too"

Theater employee hands me my ticket and says:

turns up music full blast, wonders why music sounds so distant realizes headphones aren't plugged into computer

turns up music full blast, wonders why music sounds so distant realizes headphones aren't plugged into computer  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Sir, can you spare some change?" "No, Thank you."

cute waitress finished my order for me at my favorite restaurant never go there again

cute waitress finished my order for me at my favorite restaurant never go there again  Socially Awkward Penguin

get called on to read in class "The...the reasons the un-united states are in turmoil today..Oh God.."

get called on to read in class
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