Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells roommates is too tired to go out tonight Stays up cleaning and doing dishes until they get back.

Tells roommates is too tired to go out tonight Stays up cleaning and doing dishes until they get back.   Socially Awkward Penguin

AFRAID TO MERGE WITH EXIT LANE DRIVE WRONG DIRECTION FOR MILES

AFRAID TO MERGE WITH EXIT LANE DRIVE WRONG DIRECTION FOR MILES  Socially Awkward Penguin

sends mass text message about not attending a meeting 7 hours after the meeting is canceled listing all sorts of personal issues

sends mass text message about  not attending a meeting 7 hours after the meeting is canceled listing all sorts of personal issues  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know reddit speak Misses joke

Doesn't know reddit speak Misses joke  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remember an embarrassing moment KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

Remember an embarrassing moment KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl sitting next to me at work xmas party looks at me spills drink

cute girl sitting next to me at work xmas party looks at me spills drink  Socially Awkward Penguin

GOES TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE READS A BOOK

GOES TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE READS A BOOK    Socially Awkward Penguin

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss opens stall door while you're pooping Say Hi

Boss opens stall door while you're pooping Say Hi    Socially Awkward Penguin

alone in a large social setting Pulls out iPhone and pretends to do something important

alone in a large social setting Pulls out iPhone and pretends to do something important  Socially Awkward Penguin
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