Socially Awkward Penguin

Bartender cleans table next to you Thank him.

Bartender cleans table next to you Thank him.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sister is burning incense in her room "Smells like incest in here"

Sister is burning incense in her room

"Thank you, enjoy your meal." "You too!"

coworker offers you gum assume your breath is rancid

coworker offers you gum assume your breath 
is rancid  Socially Awkward Penguin

spends 2 hours customizing chat client never tell anyone your screen name

spends 2 hours customizing chat client never tell anyone your screen name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says the punch line too early

Says the punch line too early   Socially Awkward Penguin

Misspell something on reddit FATE ACCEPTED

Misspell something on reddit FATE ACCEPTED  Socially Awkward Penguin

make sap worry that somehow it will be traced back to you

make sap worry that somehow it will be traced back to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Nobody came to my party which means people hate me or people dont check myspace bulletins anymore

Nobody came to my party which means people hate me or people dont check myspace bulletins anymore  Socially Awkward Penguin

AFRAID TO MERGE WITH EXIT LANE DRIVE WRONG DIRECTION FOR MILES

AFRAID TO MERGE WITH EXIT LANE DRIVE WRONG DIRECTION FOR MILES  Socially Awkward Penguin
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