Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl asks if you have a light "sorry i don't smoke, unfortunately"

cute girl asks if you have a light

Sees that you're typing on fb chat stops typing and deletes everything

Sees that you're typing on fb chat  stops typing and deletes everything   Socially Awkward Penguin

Special delivery instructions: I asked them to draw a unicorn on the box They rang to check if i really needed that

Special delivery instructions: I asked them to draw a unicorn on the box They rang to check if i really needed that  Socially Awkward Penguin

You hear she likes guys with a sense of humor Tell dead baby jokes

You hear she likes guys with a sense of humor Tell dead baby jokes  Socially Awkward Penguin

gotta go take a crap during school take the fastest crap possible so that when you come back, classmates would think you took a pee.

gotta go take a crap during school take the fastest crap possible so that when you come back, classmates would think you took a pee.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a Twitter Following: 300 Followers: 2

Gets a Twitter Following: 300
Followers: 2  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reads socially Awkward penguin memes all the time Starts to get paranoid cause they all describe myself too well

Reads socially Awkward penguin memes
all the time  Starts to get paranoid  cause they all describe myself too well  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to walk away from argument like a badass Trip over computer charger

Try to walk away from argument like a badass  Trip over computer charger   Socially Awkward Penguin

i usually smell good

 
i usually smell good   Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds door open for someone They use other door

Holds door open for someone They use other door  Socially Awkward Penguin
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