Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets to lock bathroom door at work while changing Boss sees titties

Forgets to lock bathroom door at work while changing Boss sees titties  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hasn't talked to a person on friends list for years "Likes" their mundane wall post to initiate interaction

Hasn't talked to a person on friends list for years

Peeing when somebody comes to the undivided urinal next to me Pinch off too early and leave

Peeing when somebody comes to the undivided urinal next to me Pinch off too early and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Puts fingers in ears in public restroom So no one hears me poop

Puts fingers in ears in public restroom So no one hears me poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to a car wash to support a high school club Avoid eye contact with everyone while they wash the windows

Goes to a car wash to support a high school club Avoid eye contact with everyone while they wash the windows  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl says HI My Social life is on fire

girl says HI My Social life is on fire  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl you're stalking posts a new relationship on facebook wait 5 seconds CONGRATULATIONS ! ! ! ! ! ! !

girl you're stalking posts a new relationship on facebook wait 5 seconds CONGRATULATIONS
! ! ! ! ! ! !   Socially Awkward Penguin

wants to buy a new car terrified of salesmen

wants to buy a new car terrified of salesmen   Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl says "yes" to do you want to dance Fast song come on.

Girl says

Bathroom only has two urinals and one is already taken Quickly head for the empty stall

Bathroom only has two urinals and one is already taken Quickly head for the empty stall  Socially Awkward Penguin
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