Socially Awkward Penguin

How do you want your burger cooked? over easy please

How do you want your burger cooked?  over easy please   Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know what to say when he goes up to a girl After rehearsing it in his head a hundred times before it

Doesn't know what to say when he goes up to a girl After rehearsing it in his head a hundred times before it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes ringing up clothing items for a customer "is that for here or to go?"

Finishes ringing up clothing items for a customer

Thinks post is terrible but doesn't downvote it for fear of seeming like a jerk (to nobody)

Thinks post is terrible but doesn't downvote it for fear of seeming like a jerk (to nobody)  Socially Awkward Penguin

When does the Narwhal Bacon? "Your sentence doesn't have a verb"

When does the Narwhal Bacon?

Saved seat at lunch table by placing backpack on a chair. People sat there anyway. Abandon backpack

Saved seat at lunch table by placing backpack on a chair. People sat there anyway.  Abandon backpack  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets bag of groceries at self-serve checkout goes to a different store to buy forgotten items

Forgets bag of groceries at self-serve checkout goes to a different store to buy forgotten items  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets hit with a basketball Apologizes

Gets hit with a basketball Apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't pronounce something on the menu Orders something else

Can't pronounce something on the menu Orders something else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with a photograph adrenaline rush

Makes eye contact with a photograph adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin
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