Socially Awkward Penguin

Writes "happy birthday" post on facebook wall copies somebody else's, adds exclamation point or smiley

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Hit on girl at party Tell everyone "We're just friends"

Hit on girl at party Tell everyone

Friend bumps into a girl and starts flirting STAYS.

Friend bumps into a girl and starts flirting  STAYS.  Socially Awkward Penguin

lot attendant always calls you by the wrong name just pretend your name is really phil

lot attendant always calls you by the wrong name just pretend your name is really phil  Socially Awkward Penguin

See a hot girl looking at you Suddenly control how you walk

See a hot girl looking at you Suddenly control how you walk  Socially Awkward Penguin

stranger sits next to me on the bus forget how to breathe

stranger sits next to me on the bus forget how to breathe  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss' wife delivers baby "Pics or it didn't happen"

Boss' wife delivers baby

SCREEN RIPPLES CHECK PHONE

SCREEN RIPPLES CHECK PHONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Invited to stay the night by girlfriend offers to take the couch

Invited to stay the night by girlfriend offers to take the couch  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesnt recognise famous person in the image Better go to the comments so I know why its awesome

Doesnt recognise famous person in the image Better go to the comments so I know why its awesome  Socially Awkward Penguin
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