Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees brother walking dog while out with a girl. Introduces the dog.

Sees brother walking dog while out with a girl. Introduces the dog.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone at the store standing in front of product I want pretend to look at something else until they leave

Someone at the store standing in front of product I want pretend to look at something else until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Overhears sister-in-law criticizing her in other room Runs into her shortly after, cries, gives her a kiss and runs away

Overhears sister-in-law criticizing her in other room Runs into her shortly after, cries, gives her a kiss and runs away      Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher: "What are some stereotypes often associated with women?" Me: "Boobs"

Teacher:

About to leave lecture when topic shifts to sex Stay till topic changes again, don't want to look awkward

About to leave lecture when topic shifts to sex Stay till topic changes again, don't want to look awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Unknown person keeps calling and leaving messages for someone else Too scared to answer and tell him he has the wrong number

Unknown person keeps calling and leaving messages for someone else Too scared to answer and tell him he has the wrong number  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked on a date by my crush, who has also always had a crush on me Make up an excuse to not go because of the pulsating pimple in the center of my forehead

Asked on a date by my crush, who has also always had a crush on me Make up an excuse to not go because of the pulsating pimple in the center of my forehead  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to wing wednesday order a sandwich

go to wing wednesday order a sandwich  Socially Awkward Penguin

feel momentarily confident with new sunglasses start to feel shy again worrying that they look stupid

feel momentarily confident with new sunglasses start to feel shy again worrying that they look stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

read about aspergers on interweb life explained

read about aspergers on interweb life explained  Socially Awkward Penguin
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