Socially Awkward Penguin

Getting patted down before going in to strip club Say thanks to the bouncer afterwards

Getting patted down before going in to strip club Say thanks to the bouncer afterwards   Socially Awkward Penguin

Raises hand in class adrenaline rush

Raises hand in class adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Why are you dressed up like such a dork?!" "I just came from my grandfather's funeral."

Windowseat at the bus and my bus stop is coming up, the person next to me is not noticing my increased heartrate and doesn't move Guess I'll be riding the bus all day today.

Windowseat at the bus and my bus stop is coming up, the person next to me is not noticing my increased heartrate and doesn't move Guess I'll be riding the bus all day today.   Socially Awkward Penguin

iPod runs out of battery leaves earphones in anyway to avoid a conversation

iPod runs out of battery leaves earphones in anyway to avoid a conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

SAy GOoDBYE TO SOMEONE OH MY GOD IT'S SASQUATCH!

SAy GOoDBYE TO SOMEONE OH MY GOD IT'S SASQUATCH!  Socially Awkward Penguin

out with new boyfriend run into husband

out with new boyfriend run into husband  Socially Awkward Penguin

at concert told to clap stand with your arms crossed trying not to stick out

at concert told to clap stand with your arms crossed trying not to stick out   Socially Awkward Penguin

Get into elevator with someone already in it Press button and Face the wall

Get into elevator with someone already in it Press button and Face the wall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor asks what your main source of news is Stay silent instead of saying reddit and risk someone agreeing

Professor asks what your main source of news is Stay silent instead of saying reddit and risk someone agreeing  Socially Awkward Penguin
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