Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend leaves at 11:20 pm "have a good day"

Friend leaves at 11:20 pm

answers phone, wrong number apologizes

answers phone, wrong number apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't get it up "Well it worked with another girl last week"

Can't get it up

Stripper takes top off Looks at the ground

Stripper takes top off Looks at the ground  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl finally dreams about me for my vomiting reputation

girl finally dreams about me for my vomiting reputation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gives the cashier the exact amount of money waits for change

Gives the cashier the exact amount of money waits for change  Socially Awkward Penguin

In my office everyone knows I am atheist nobody blesses me when I sneeze

In my office everyone knows I am atheist nobody blesses me when I sneeze  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't reach the items on the top shelf at the grocery store Drives to another store

Can't reach the items on the top shelf at the grocery store Drives to another store   Socially Awkward Penguin

try to sing can only tap dance

try to sing can only tap dance  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets wrong order at drive thru ToO Scared to ask drives away

Gets wrong order at drive
thru ToO Scared to ask 
drives away  Socially Awkward Penguin
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