Socially Awkward Penguin

say goodbye to someone start walking in the same direction as them

say goodbye to someone start walking in the same direction as them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes basic communications class dies

Takes basic communications class dies    Socially Awkward Penguin

Is god Creates beings with systematically false logic so that no rational people will think he exists and contact him

Is god Creates beings with systematically false logic so that no rational people will think he exists and contact him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets mistaken for someone else apologizes

Gets mistaken for someone else apologizes   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to covertly brush pencil shavings off table. Pushes everything else off instead

Goes to covertly brush pencil shavings off table.  Pushes everything else off instead    Socially Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend's mom says "Happy Birthday" responds with "Happy Birthday!"

Girlfriend's mom says

Texting hot girl dirty jokes you stole off reddit thread her reply: Oh, reddit

Texting hot girl dirty jokes you stole off reddit thread her reply: Oh, reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to a popular kids party Reads a book in the bathroom the whole night

Gets invited to a popular kids party Reads a book in the bathroom the whole night  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend brings home girl for sex in shared hotel room pretends to be sleep on the couch while they have sex

friend brings home girl for sex in shared hotel room pretends to be sleep on the couch while they have sex  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hit by car apologize

Hit by car apologize  Socially Awkward Penguin
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