Socially Awkward Penguin

SOMEONE SAYS : HAPPY BIRTHDAY Thanks, you too

SOMEONE SAYS : HAPPY BIRTHDAY Thanks, you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bartender recognizes you because you were high school classmates Still hands him your ID to show him how old you are

Bartender recognizes you because you were high school classmates Still hands him your ID to show him how old you are  Socially Awkward Penguin

finally gets the signal to come in for the kiss realizes her breath is repulsive after passing point of no return

finally gets the signal to come in for the kiss realizes her breath is repulsive after passing point of no return  Socially Awkward Penguin

tHINKS OF GRANDMA NAKED TO LAST LONGER IN BED CUMS IMMEDIATELY

tHINKS OF GRANDMA NAKED TO LAST LONGER IN BED CUMS IMMEDIATELY   Socially Awkward Penguin

Find perfect dream girl near you on okcupid never message her

Find perfect dream girl near you on okcupid never message her   Socially Awkward Penguin

post link on reddit compulsively refresh page to see if you get upvotes

post link on reddit  compulsively refresh page to see if you get upvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Open door for group So you're not the first in

Open door for group So you're not the first in  Socially Awkward Penguin

laugh and spit water onto lady's hair in front of you in theater laugh harder instead of saying sorry

laugh and spit water onto lady's hair in front of you in theater laugh harder instead of saying sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talk to a hot girl online Log out seconds after she does, just to make her tell you good night

Talk to a hot girl online Log out seconds after she does, just to make her tell you good night  Socially Awkward Penguin

unknown local number calls cell phone oh god i'm not answering that...

unknown local number calls cell phone oh god i'm not answering that...  Socially Awkward Penguin
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