Socially Awkward Penguin

Miss school bus. Hide in school over night.

Miss school bus.  Hide in school over night.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cool guy goes in for a ghetto handshake act like you've done this before, miss his hand completly halfdisme

Cool guy goes in for a ghetto handshake act like you've done this before, miss his hand completly halfdisme  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person who lives in same building in front of you on way home Slow down to avoid having to talk to them at the door.

Person who lives in same building in front of you on way home Slow down to avoid having to talk to them at the door.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets on the bus, see that all the innermost seat are occupied, all exterior is vacant choose to stand up

Gets on the bus, see that all the innermost seat are occupied, all exterior is vacant   choose to stand up   Socially Awkward Penguin

realize restaurant is crowded, orders it to-go eats in the car

realize restaurant is crowded, orders it to-go eats in the car   Socially Awkward Penguin

about to Leave the store without buying anything Buys something anyway

about to Leave the store without buying anything Buys something anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shares a smile with and attractive stranger on the train Aviods eye contact for the rest of the trip

Shares a smile with and attractive stranger on the train Aviods eye contact for the rest of the trip  Socially Awkward Penguin

"The party starts at nine" Shows up at 9:00

joins google+ hangout, sits there trying to find something to add to conversation CTRL + W

joins google+ hangout, sits there trying to find something to add to conversation CTRL + W  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees hot female redditor shares picture of her with something goes to her profile and checks for posts on r/gonewild

sees hot female redditor shares picture of her with something goes to her profile and checks for posts on r/gonewild  Socially Awkward Penguin
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