Socially Awkward Penguin

somebody calls the exact time you open your phone and it answers the call fuck! *hang up*

somebody calls the exact time you open your phone and it answers the call fuck! *hang up*  Socially Awkward Penguin

presses the button on the wrong bus stop still gets off

presses the button on the wrong bus stop still gets off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Slow down to let person beside go through doorway first end up both slowing down to a stand-still

Slow down to let person beside go through doorway first end up both slowing down to a stand-still  Socially Awkward Penguin

walk through doorway Go back to let lady go first

walk through doorway Go back to let lady go first  Socially Awkward Penguin

eyes start watering Whisper "Ah, my contacts are bugging me" just to make sure everyone around you knows you're not crying

eyes start watering Whisper

Finds a girl whos actually interested in him Can only talk about school and the weather

Finds a girl whos actually interested in him Can only talk about school and the weather  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone at work brought in plain bagels without any butter or cream cheese Co-worker publically announces, "that's no good, that's like having sex with a condom on"

someone at work brought in plain bagels without any butter or cream cheese Co-worker publically announces,

Wears dark tinted sunglasses Still looks away when eye contact is made

Wears dark tinted sunglasses Still looks away when eye contact is made  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too Embarrassed to Shit at Work Shits at local coffee shop and buys drink out of guilt

Too Embarrassed to Shit at Work Shits at local coffee shop and buys drink out of guilt  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reads Socially Awkward Penguin "I Wish I was that cool"

Reads Socially Awkward Penguin
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