Socially Awkward Penguin

fuck bitches. get laid.

fuck bitches. get laid.  Socially Awkward Penguin

hears someone in the stall sounding like he's dying while taking a monster crap, meanwhile i'm taking a wizz. then i hear him finish and start wiping i've got to get out of here

hears someone in the stall sounding like he's dying while taking a monster crap, meanwhile i'm taking a wizz.
then i hear him finish and start wiping  i've got to get out of here  Socially Awkward Penguin

During conversation I don't know where.. to put my hands.

During conversation I don't know where.. to put my hands.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Another person is walking toward the elevator Rapidly pushes the "door close" button

Another person is walking toward the elevator Rapidly pushes the

Comes up with funny meme idea Doesn't know which one to use

Comes up with funny meme idea Doesn't know which one to use  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enter shop seeing they're out of what you were looking for walk around the shop for ten minutes

Enter shop seeing they're out of  what you were looking for walk around the shop for ten minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesnt want to creep out cute bank teller by staring at her while she handles transaction Stares at FDIC sign on counter entire time

Doesnt want to creep out cute bank teller by staring at her while she handles transaction Stares at FDIC sign on counter entire time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Socially Awkward even while playing an MMO

Socially Awkward even while playing an MMO  Socially Awkward Penguin

Builds up enough courage to go to the bar sits in the corner drinking water

Builds up enough courage to go to the bar sits in the corner drinking water  Socially Awkward Penguin

asked to read paragraph in class eyes water uncontrollably

asked to read paragraph in class eyes water uncontrollably  Socially Awkward Penguin
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