Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone lying 2 feet away rings Waits 3 rings before answering as to not appear too anxious

Phone lying 2 feet away rings  Waits 3 rings before answering as to not appear too anxious   Socially Awkward Penguin

I tell a friend I'll call them at four. 4:00 "Better wait 5 minutes so I dont seem weird."

I tell a friend I'll call them at four. 4:00

Tells customer to have a nice evening At 10AM

Tells customer to have a nice evening  At 10AM  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl hugs goodbye START SWEATING EXCESSIVELY

Girl hugs goodbye START SWEATING EXCESSIVELY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has no friends Finishes all homework in class

Has no friends Finishes all homework in class  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone calls you by the wrong name Never correct them

Someone calls you by the wrong name Never correct them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't know how much it will cost Use large bill

Don't know how much it will cost Use large bill  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally getting married Says name of ex instead of name of bride

Finally getting married Says name of ex instead of name of bride  Socially Awkward Penguin

Find something funny and post it on reddit downvoted to hell

Find something funny and post it on reddit downvoted to hell  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have A Great Birthday!" "Thanks, you too"

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