Socially Awkward Penguin

Been to the front page Same number of times I've had a girlfriend

Been to the front page Same number of times I've had a girlfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute Girl at work says "All men are arrogant about being good in bed" "I suck in bed."

cute Girl at work says

Cute coworker walks into my office while I'm scratching my crotch Immediately switch to picking my nose as though I thought it was less awkward

Cute coworker walks into my office while I'm scratching my crotch Immediately switch to picking my nose as though I thought it was less awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to mow the lawn, notices the neighbors enjoying a family backyard barbeque cuts front and side yards, waits nervously until barbeque ends to cut the backyard

Needs to mow the lawn, notices the neighbors enjoying a family backyard barbeque cuts front and side yards, waits nervously until barbeque ends to cut the backyard  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress mishears order, brings food to table. "Thank you"

Waitress mishears order, brings food to table.

Driving home, realize you are following someone Take Long way home

Driving home, realize you
are following someone Take Long way home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone offers chewing gum Say no although wants it

Someone offers chewing gum Say no although wants it   Socially Awkward Penguin

makes an okcupid profile checks for replies every 20 seconds

makes an okcupid profile checks for replies every 20 seconds  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always comment on a facebook post but when i do, the next comment is "!!!GTfo!!!"

I don't always comment on a facebook post but when i do, the next comment is

only available bus seats are next to other people i'll just stand

only available bus seats are next to other people i'll just stand  Socially Awkward Penguin
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