Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to fart silently shit yourself

Try to fart silently shit yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy your meal sir." "You too."

goes to bathroom with grey sweats and dribbles on self "Its just from washing my hands"

goes to bathroom with grey sweats and dribbles on self

During class: don't get a boner, don't get a boner during sex: please get a boner, please get a boner

During class: don't get a boner, don't get a boner during sex: please get a boner, please get a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

First dinner with new girlfriend's Parents girlfriend's family talks about stuff I can't take part. eat without saying one word

First dinner with new girlfriend's Parents girlfriend's family talks about stuff I can't take part. eat without saying one word   Socially Awkward Penguin

Hairdresser standing in front of you cutting your hair close your eyes to avoid looking at her breasts

Hairdresser standing in front of you cutting your hair close your eyes to avoid looking at her breasts  Socially Awkward Penguin

arrives early for appointment waits in the bathroom

arrives early for appointment waits in the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

pulls into handicapped space to turn around disabled veteran tries to pull in right after me

pulls into handicapped space to turn around disabled veteran tries to pull in right after me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fills up cup at soft drink machine "thank you"

Fills up cup at soft drink machine

Too "white" for my black friends too "black" for my white friends

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