Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes final goodbye Sees guy 5 minuites later

Makes final goodbye  Sees guy 5 minuites later   Socially Awkward Penguin

posts something infallibly funny on reddit Deletes if it doesnt get double-digit upvotes

posts something infallibly funny on reddit Deletes if it doesnt get double-digit upvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin

drives with windows down listening to loud music lowers volume at red light

drives with windows down listening to loud music lowers volume at red light  Socially Awkward Penguin

sits next to hot girl on plane " "

sits next to hot girl on plane

build up the courage to ask out a girl you like Choke so bad that you actually choke

build up the courage to ask out a girl you like Choke so bad that you actually choke  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl invites you in for "coffee" No thanks, caffeine this late would keep me up all night.

Hot girl invites you in for

browsing hot girl's facebook accidentally 'like' a photo

browsing hot girl's facebook accidentally 'like' a photo  Socially Awkward Penguin

everyone in the room is silent. when i try whispering... everyone stares at me.

everyone in the room is silent. when i try whispering... everyone stares at me.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Itchy anus on first date fake cellphone call. death in the family. have to go immediately

Itchy anus on first date fake cellphone call. death in the family. have to go immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin
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