Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to walk by security desk and scan ID in one move miss

Try to walk by security desk and scan ID in one move miss  Socially Awkward Penguin

Give Mom some old magazines Then remember you circled answers for a sex quiz in one

Give Mom some old magazines Then remember you circled answers for a sex quiz in one  Socially Awkward Penguin

Going to Reddit Meetup Practices conversation topics on the way there

Going to Reddit Meetup Practices conversation topics on the way there  Socially Awkward Penguin

finish drink mid conversation continue to sip from empty cup

finish drink mid conversation continue to sip from empty cup  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told to stop saying sorry "i'm sorry"

Told to stop saying sorry

Shows someone a video in the same room secretly eyes them the entire time to make sure they are watching it

Shows someone a video in the same room secretly eyes them the entire time to make sure they are watching it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to two people at the same time Mentally time the amount of eye contact I give both people so no one feels slighted

Talking to two people at the same time Mentally time the amount of eye contact I give both people so no one feels slighted  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Are you right or left handed?" I'm right handed, but wack off with my left.

Asks a question right when friend responds to previous comment in chat Continues both lines of conversation

Asks a question right when friend responds to previous comment in chat   Continues both lines of conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You need any help?" No thanks, i'm just lurking

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