Socially Awkward Penguin

"enjoy the movie!" You too

Was gona post on reddit... Didn't want to take risk of a repost, and loose my internet cred!

Was gona post on reddit... Didn't want to take risk of a repost, and loose my internet cred!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pooping in public bathroom Wait for everyone else to leave

Pooping in public bathroom Wait for everyone else to leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking to door at the same time as someone else WALK SLOWER

Walking to door at the same time as someone else WALK SLOWER  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finish peeing at the same time as someone else in the bathroom Continue to act like you're still peeing until they leave

Finish peeing at the same time as someone else in the bathroom Continue to act like you're still peeing until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Date is looking longingly into my eyes Runs away thinking he's planning how to stab me

Date is looking longingly into my eyes Runs away thinking he's planning how to stab me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Mispronounce Baba Louie just once on the radio Become the topic of one million phoney phone calls.

Mispronounce Baba Louie just once on the radio  Become the topic of one million phoney phone calls.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrange to meet old freind for lunch palpable feeling of relief when they cancel

Arrange to meet old freind  for lunch palpable feeling of relief when they cancel  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot chick sits next to you on the bus. Spend the entire 20 minute ride trying to look cool.

Hot chick sits next to you on the bus. Spend the entire 20 minute ride trying to look cool.  Socially Awkward Penguin

has to take a really bad dump waits til he gets home

has to take a really bad dump waits til he gets home  Socially Awkward Penguin
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