Socially Awkward Penguin

Hangs up phone with female friend Accidentally says "Love YOU"

Hangs up phone with female friend  Accidentally says

Walks into Jewish Bakery "How much does the challah cost?"

Walks into Jewish Bakery

Walking up stairs girl's ass in your face

Walking up stairs girl's ass in your face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to reddit meetup only one without smartphone

Goes to reddit meetup only one without smartphone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pressed wrong floor on elevator get off and pretend it was the right floor

Pressed wrong floor on elevator get off and pretend it was the right floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets full body pat down by TSA woman don't get a boner don't get a boner

gets full body pat down by TSA woman don't get a boner
don't get a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets raped says thank you

Gets raped says thank you    Socially Awkward Penguin

IT'S CHRISTMAS AND I'M ON REDDIT

IT'S CHRISTMAS AND I'M ON REDDIT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody sat next to me on the bus well i guess i'm not getting off

Somebody sat next to me on the bus well i guess i'm not getting off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't remeber the name of some one i've already met i'll just use pronouns until some one says it

Can't remeber the name of some one i've already met i'll just use pronouns until some one says it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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