Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey! What's up?" "good."

"What did you say?" nevermind

Joined by stranger on the train face foward, no sudden movements

Joined by stranger on the train face foward, no sudden movements  Socially Awkward Penguin

Brought home the cutest girl from the bar tonight but she was a little trashed and passed out on my couch Goes to bed and leaves creepy scrawled note, 2 random pills, weed, glass of water, and a strict reminder of a date she agreed to whilst semi consciou

Brought home the cutest girl from the bar tonight but she was a little trashed and passed out on my couch Goes to bed and leaves creepy scrawled note, 2 random pills, weed, glass of water, and a strict reminder of a date she agreed to whilst semi consciou  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to pee while with new boyfriend Go home instead of asking to use the bathroom

Have to pee while with new boyfriend Go home instead of asking to use the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to dining hall for takeout specifies that he'd like his food "to go."

Goes to dining hall for takeout specifies that he'd like his food

Recieves Third Alcohol Violation APPEAL DENIED Gets banned from housing on 21 birthday

Recieves Third Alcohol Violation APPEAL DENIED Gets banned from housing on 21 birthday   Socially Awkward Penguin

trip while walking in front of elementary school All the children laugh

trip while walking in front of elementary school  All the children laugh   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees you're about to pass him Panics and Speeds up to fit in

Sees you're about to pass him   Panics and Speeds up to fit in  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes alone to try out new movie theater cuddle friendly theater

goes alone to try out new movie theater cuddle friendly theater  Socially Awkward Penguin
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