Socially Awkward Penguin

First ever date at 19 mentions the weather a dozen times

First ever date at 19 mentions the weather a dozen times  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attempts to help elderly at the grocery store "Help, He's stealing my cart"

Attempts to help elderly at the grocery store

Didnt have sex on wedding night Wife tells me 5 years later that we actually did have sex, but I was so drunk and it was so shitty we might as well not have

Didnt have sex on wedding night   Wife tells me 5 years later that we actually did have sex, but I was so drunk and it was so shitty we might as well not have  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hookup with someone at work on Friday Take the stairs all day monday

Hookup with someone at work on Friday Take the stairs all day monday  Socially Awkward Penguin

use other family's toliet clean pubes off seat

use other family's toliet clean pubes off seat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realized I'm walking the wrong direction stop and pull out cell phone and pretend to look at it before turning around

Realized I'm walking the wrong direction stop and pull out cell phone and pretend to look at it before turning around  Socially Awkward Penguin

GO ON SAP DON'T KNOW WHAT SAP STANDS FOR

GO ON SAP DON'T KNOW WHAT SAP STANDS FOR  Socially Awkward Penguin

Playing Pokemon "I guess I only really need 130"

Playing Pokemon

DINETH BANDARAGE ONLINE GO INVISIBLE

DINETH BANDARAGE ONLINE GO INVISIBLE  Socially Awkward Penguin

10 upvotes 1 downvote, that guy is right I suck, removes post.

10 upvotes 1 downvote, that guy is right I suck, removes post.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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